Take a dive

UNO editor Hayley Barnett experiences the quintessential American dive bar experience that is Palace Tavern.

Walking past all the bright, shiny bars and eateries on the Mount's main drag, Brad Dellar and Sam King had a revelation. There was nowhere they wanted to go. They were tired of frequenting bars that only catered to certain people of a certain age bracket and felt there was nowhere men in their thirties truly belonged. They wanted dark and dingy – where everyone knew their name, but no one cared to use it.

"We wanted it to have an American dive bar sort of feel," says Sam. "A place where the locals can come hang out, have a beer, a burger, a game of pool – we spent a lot of money on that pool table!"

Having originally opened around the corner as Palace Burger on the Mount main street, Sam and Brad decided to start over with the décor and a rebrand when they moved to Banks Ave in November, 2022. 

The glass 80s-style ashtrays outside give you a taste of what you're in for. Indeed, the bar is dark and dingy but, strangely, the UNO team don't want to leave.

The menu is mouth-wateringly good. From the Buffalo Burger to the Hoedown, there's a definite American vibe going on, with a bit of a Kiwi twist. The Crispy Boy is packed with potato crisps, along with a smashed patty, bacon, cheese and onion. I went for the Classic Chicken, one of their most popular burgers, and washed it down with Maple Butter Wings, Jalapeño Poppers and Cheese n Gravy Fries. If you're going to eat like a man, you might as well do it right. 

Everything was perfectly more-ish, tasty and extremely satisfying – exactly how Brad and Sam like their food.

"...We're not really the place to come if you're trying to lose weight."

Palace Tavern might have been set up as a place for 30-something men, but they've set it up so well that it's naturally become inclusive. "We've made our fair share of lettuce burgers, but we're not really the place to come if you're trying to lose weight," laughs Sam. 

And, despite refusing to play Top 20 hits, they can't hold the crowds back once the wee hours of the morning swing round. "We have long lines right up the road every weekend," says Brad.

It's a dark place with a cool vibe, cold craft beer, amazing cocktails and great food. It's the place Brad and Sam always wanted to go. And, now that we've been, it's a place we can't wait to head back to.  

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